Morning motivation is overrated. Coffee is faster.
The Brewed Awakening Cat T-Shirt features a deeply unimpressed cat rising from an oversized coffee cup, dressed for battle against the morning. With its vintage-inspired artwork, retro colours and deadpan feline attitude, this design is made for cat owners who are technically awake but not yet available for conversation.
A strong gift choice for coffee lovers, cat parents, night owls and anyone whose morning personality requires caffeine before basic social interaction. The detailed illustration gives it more visual character than a typical slogan shirt while keeping the joke easy to understand at a glance.
Wear it for coffee runs, slow weekends, casual outings or those mornings when your cat has been awake since 4:37 and expects you to participate.
Fabric and fit: Solid colours are made from 100% ring-spun cotton. Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester; Heather colours are 35% cotton and 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton and 35% polyester. This comfortable unisex tee has a tubular fit, seamless double-needle collar and tear-away label.
Size guide
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| A) Length (cm) |
71 |
74 |
76 |
79 |
81 |
85 |
| B) Width (cm) |
92 |
102 |
112 |
122 |
132 |
142 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) |
46 |
51 |
56 |
61 |
66 |
71 |
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| A) Length (inches) |
28 |
29.1 |
29.9 |
31.1 |
31.9 |
33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) |
36.2 |
40.2 |
44.1 |
48 |
52 |
55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) |
18.1 |
20.1 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
Care Instructions
| General |
Soft, durable and comfortable for everyday wear. |
| Wash |
Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colours. |
| Dry |
Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the printed design. |
| Store |
Store in a cool, dry place away from prolonged direct sunlight. |
